Entries Tagged as 'doggerel'

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Gimme Some Glavine

Posted to WaPo Baseball Insider during today’s Nats – Jays game. Gimme Some Glavine So the Braves can find no use for Glavine? Guess they think he’s all broke down and spavined. That a man of such stature Would be put out to pasture Is a shame – but I’d sure love to have him!

Friday, June 19th, 2009

Hubris

Posted to Nationals Journal this morning after the Nationals took the Yankees series 2 out of 3. Hubris If you were to Google “Closer Mike MacDougal” You’ll find the hits are pretty frugal If you try your search again with “Yankee Joba Chamberlain” Amazing how the hits roll in Now go ahead and slam in [...]

Monday, June 15th, 2009

NATS: The Team That Made The Greatest Comeback In The History Of Mankind

Cartaldo of Nationals Journal posted the following on this Acta-firing-watch thread on the eve of an interleague series against the Yankees: We are going to sweep the yankees, win 40 games in a row to get above 500..make it to and win the world series, and then they will make a blockbuster movie about the [...]

Sunday, May 31st, 2009

Manny Cannot Manage

This post to Nationals Journal on 5/28 did not win POTD, but it did get a couple “thank yous”. I’d generally like my posts to be funnier, but this one I felt was pithy and clever and though somewhat melancholy it had merit. Manny Cannot Manage Manny cannot manage Til the Man with all the [...]