Feel free to imagine Gordon Lightfoot singing this homage to his fellow Canuckian. The Ballad of Shawn Hill A young pitcher born in Saskatchewan came down To the Montreal Expos encampment Where he took the ball and threw it right by them all With a blend pure stuff and enchantment. On his first turn at [...]
These cheers appeared on mlb.com in response to some Ladson posts on Jesus Colome and Shairon Martis. I want to have a sign at the ballpark saying “Jesus K’s You” to hold up when Colome strikes somebody out. Jesus Colome Flores and Colome, The Magic Jesus Twins Working every eighth means the Nats are gonna [...]
The juggernaut that is the Washington Nationals has lost its last game ever, beating the Braves 5-4 to end a 9-game skid. Time to break them up. Break Up the Nationals Break up the Nationals, they won the game today Let’s all be rational, there’s nothing left to say Their gloves like Hoover vacuums swallow [...]
I wrote Johnny Pat with my brother Ned. (I love you bro!) Johnny Pat was meant to be the Nat’s ace in 2007, and it just didn’t work out that way – but my philosophy with these songs is to turn every Nat into Paul freaking Bunyan if I can help it. Multi-tracking and exclamation [...]
Apparently the Penguins decided they stood a better chance of beating the Caps if they left Ovechkin bleeding in the training room. Here’s the cheer for the Penguins Med Staff. Hell no! We won’t go and give Ovechkin stitches We’ll just let him bleed because we’re bloody sons of bitches Bash a Cap Gash a [...]
