Nationals Anthems

If Dunn should be so kind as to welcome back the grind of batting 4th behind the sainted Z

He’d refine the slugging art in our batting order’s heart while the Hammer looks the part with his new knee!

But the prospect is for naught if the influential thought is that the balls that aren’t caught by dear old Fred

Dig him such a value crater that all the bombs and all the taters that he hits to the spectators hold no cred.

Rizzo sits upon his hands, lets the players vent and fans chant their uninformed demands into deaf ears

Because the Nationals need more than 3 infielders to keep the score down to a max of 3 or 4 to win next year.