Nationals Anthems

I’m reposting a comment I left on The Nationals Enquirer notice of a Jackass-style BB-gun testing session featuring Adam Dunn and Ryan Zimmerman. I have my doubts about them actually being in the videos, but it was fodder for the following bit of nonsense.

Ode to Genius

Zim and Adam Dunn
Took a little BB gun
Out to a field for a drunken test run.
They loaded up the ammo
Cranked the camera and went “Blammo”,
Shot each other, laughed and said “Hey that was fun!”

Next up they snorted
PCBs but they aborted
The stunt when Dunnkeys pornstache caught aflame
Quite an anticlimax -
But the footage, filmed in IMAX,
Made the YouTube HiDef Darwin Hall of Fame!