Nationals Anthems

As usual, this piece first appeared as a comment on Nationals Journal. Poster dargregmag (affectionately known as dargramps) wrote, “The “Hawk” was a six tool player what was his sixth tool? the brutha looked good in his uniform.” Too good to pass up – this one’s for you, dargramps.

Andre Dawson, The World’s First And Only 7 Tool Player

Dawson has skill
And looks that kill
But really, 7 tools?
Can you list ‘em? I will:
First is Speed, Second is Glove
Third we’ll give that Arm some love
Fourth is Hitting, Fifth he’s a slugger
Sixth: looks good and is a real good hugger
Seventh – now here’s what’s so special about Dawson -
He’s just completely friggin Awesome.